The Majestic and Beautiful Flutterbird

The Flutterbird may be the most critical species the world currently inhabitates, yes inhabitates you idiot. Sorry for the scientific verbology; by species I obviously mean invertebrate. The current science shows that C02 levels and otomycosis are clearly related. If we can save the Flutterbird, we will both increase and decrease the levels of C02 simultaneously. Therefore we will save, not only, the Flutterbird but also the majestic Javelina and the world as we know it. If not for the efforts of the great, wonderful, and most gregarious Dr. S Beakman, where would we be? So, if you are still asking about the importance of the Flutterbird, you are as dumb as the idiot Ed Malloy.

Artist’s abstract rendition of the Elusive Flutterbird

We had an artistic member of the 4Fs do an abstract of the most-wonderful flutter-tastic Flutterbird. I can’t say that I approve of the title “The Sad Bird”. Every knucklehead knows the Flutterbird is a happy fowl with a devil-may-care attitude. I suppose one may be sad when they consider the lack of appreciation the world has for this majestic fine feathered freak of nature. I can’t think of the befuddled little guy without a smile on my face or a whistle on my lips. I am going to give this 4F member a pass and not pay retribution. Even a mistitled appreciation is still appreciation. If anyone wants a print let me know and I will see what I can come up with. I just can’t imagine a request for a print without a healthy six-figure donation.