Do Flutterbirds Migrate?
The migratory patterns of the Flutterbird are hard to determine. We found that they move from place to place, but it appears to be random. Gordy spent one week watching a particularly elusive one named Short Stuff. Gordy is the best type of person and names the Flutterbirds he encounters. I remember one time there was this missing child, and Gordy stepped up to be the first one to ignore that small, suffering child to stay in the Flutterbird watch station for the day. I know my motto is Flutterbirds before babies, and it appears Gordy is of a like mind. Well, anyways, he monitored this elusive and flatulent Futterbird for a week. We determined the migratory pattern of this tiny bird was random. One morning it was on a fence. The following day it was seen on the ground. Just when a fence-to-ground migratory pattern was confirmed, the ubiquitous fowl was in a tree. It was as if this particular Flutterbird was mocking my dear friend Gordy. We will keep studying and keep our valued 4Fs updated.